A Welshman, a Lancastrian and a bloke from Beckenham walk into a theatre dressing room in Paul Hendy’s ropey nostalgia-fest ...

It opens with single “Disease”, which sets the compellingly wonky pace and showcases Gaga’s commanding vocal range. Lurching ...

My face is now swollen, as though I'm storing nuts for winter ... and your fabulous new teeth [I'd sent her a gurning selfie]. The fault lies with him.' I have toyed with telling him I've just ...

There’s further temptation on “Garden of Eden”, on which she beckons listeners out to a party where “You start to slur and, and I start to squeal/ I'm fallin’ over in my nine-inch heels.” ...

Blah Blah Land The Academy Awards took place at the weekend and Scottish comedian Leo Kearse was not impressed, saying: “I'm old enough to ... between the amateurish gurning of a bagpipe and ...

“I’m retired,” he blithely tells a retired Rick over an awkward ... The tension is building, soundtracked by the sound of drumming and constant cutaways to images of monkeys and gurning stone statues.

The camp icon, who is seen slithering out of a piano while gurning and laughing maniacally ... the bemused man then asks. 'I'm "them", but my notation is "Maestro",' Monsoon's character then ...

Ebrington Square is set to host an over 18s techno night as DJ and Producer DAIRE presents ‘Nothing But Trouble.’ ...